The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God’s infinite love. That’s the message we’re brought up with, isn’t it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you’re high, you can do everything you normally do just as well — you just realize that it’s not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.
I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.
I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
People often ask me where I stand politically. It’s not that I disagree with Bush’s economic policy or his foreign policy, it’s that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
I’m sorry if any of you are catholic. I’m not sorry if you’re offended, I’m actually just sorry by the fact that you’re catholic
The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
I don’t want any gay people hanging around me while I’m killing kids. I just don’t want to see it.
The idea of getting a, you know, syringe full of heroin and shooting it in the vein under my cock right now seems like almost a productive act.
I ascribe to Mark Twain’s theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself.
I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, ‘What’s wrong?’ Nothing. ‘Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.’ Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don’t want any gay people hanging around me while I’m killing kids. I just don’t want to see it.
The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they’ve never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people’s minds, exposing them to the light.
You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day”. Yeah, looks like He rushed it
I loved when Bush came out and said, ‘We are losing the war against drugs.’ You know what that implies? There’s a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.
It’s all about money, not freedom. You think you’re free? Try going somewhere without money.
It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.
Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
If you’re so pro-life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.
I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
I hate patriotism… I can’t stand it. It’s a round world last time I checked.
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.