I’ll come and make love to you at five o’clock. If I’m late start without me.
Here’s a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That’s what I call a liberal education.
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner
There have only been two geniuses in the world — Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare.
Here’s a rule I recommend. Never practice two vices at once.
I’m the foe of moderation the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle “I’d rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.”
The only thing I regret about my life is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I’d make all the same mistakes – only sooner.
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I’d make the same mistakes only sooner.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I’d make the same mistakes only sooner.
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I’d make the same mistakes only sooner.
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I’d make the same mistakes only sooner.
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I’d make the same mistakes only sooner.
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I’d make the same mistakes only sooner.
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I’d make the same mistakes only sooner.
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I’d make the same mistakes only sooner.
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I’d make the same mistakes only sooner.
(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.