Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful.
I was afraid of being a failure, of not having the best time or of being chicken. But every year I get older I think, What was I fearing last year?’ You forget. And then you move on.
You don’t have to give birth to someone to have a family. We’re all family – an extended family.
You don’t have to give birth to someone to have a family.
I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I’m learning how to do basic wiring.
I’m a true believer in karma. You get what you give, whether it’s bad or good.
I always said if it gets to a point where I really want a child, I would adopt; kids are amazing, so I’m getting the selfish stuff out of my system so when I have them I can say, ‘Go, run. I have plenty of money, go play.’
Why is it that when we get older, we get more fearful?
Everyone told me to pass on ‘Speed’ because it was a ‘bus movie.’
No one has proof that I know of, that a higher power exists, yet a major portion of the world believes in it and relies on it in faith in trust, in what that is. Where is the science in that? And yet you have incredible belief in that.
It’s sad when you say a $30 million film is an inexpensive film, but it is.
I basically became a cheerleader because I had a very strict mom. That was my way of being a bad girl.
I was a brownie for a day. My mom made me stop. She didn’t want me to conform.
I’m simply the mom who makes the lunch, drives to school, finds where the toys are, washes the clothes, and I’m here to play. And that’s all I should be.
Every single second of every single day… I don’t know if I feel like a bad mom, but at the end of the day I’m always plagued with, ‘Did I do enough? Should I go in a different direction?’
I find that with some girls, the words ‘work’ and ‘education’ have gotten a bad rap.
I would love to be on ‘Top Gear’ as a star in a reasonably priced car.
I’ve made peace with the fact that the things that I thought were weaknesses or flaws were just me. I like them.
Usually comedy is only available to us ladies in the romantic comedy. That’s why I hate romantic comedies.
I think in general, romantic comedies tend to take one person’s point of view, but every once in a while you get something that is balanced for two people.
I always had boyfriends, but I never imagined a proposal or a wedding. To me, that was like having a ball and chain round your neck.