Top 20 Yogi Berra Quotes



In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.

 

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

 

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

 

If you don’t know where you are going,you’ll end up someplace else.

 

But Little League can be a great experience for kids, as long as they want to play–and don’t play to bring their parents glory.

 

If you don’t know where you are going, you’ll end up someplace else.

 

No, I don’t go to that restaurant anymore. No body goes there. It’s too crowded.

 

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.

 

Toots Shore’s restaurant is so crowded nobody goes there anymore.

 

When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars: “I would try to find the person that lost it and if he was poor – I’d give it back.”

 

You give ioo percent in the first half of the game and if that isn’t enough in the second half you give what’s left.

 

Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.

 

Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.

 

I want to thank everybody who made this day necessary.

 

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.

 

If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

 

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.

 

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

 

I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

 

You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.

 

 

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