Top 20 Seth Grahame-Smith Quotes



Elizabeth: “Your balls, Mr. Darcy?”Darcy: “They belong to you, Miss Bennett.

 

Of all the weapons she had commanded, Elizabeth knew the least of love; and of all the weapons in the world, love was the most dangerous.

 

Let us pray now for the future dead. Though we do not yet know their names, we know that there shall be far too many of them.

 

I have read of the great wars of ages past, and men slaughtered by the tens of thousands. And we give but fleeting consideration to their deaths, for it is our nature to banish such thoughts.

 

The bottom half of the page had descended into a doodle of a tiny man giving the middle finger to a giant, angry eagle with razor-sharp talons. Beneath it, the caption: To Mock a Killing Bird.

 

I leave you, hoping that the lamp of liberty will burn in your bosoms until there shall no longer be a doubt that all mean are created free and equal.

 

How pleasant it is to spend an evening in this way! I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading!”“Spoken like one who has never known the ecstasy of holding a still-beating heart in her hand.

 

…seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts.

 

So I suggest you stick close, pay attention, and avoid breaking the Terrorverse’s only commandment: Thou shall not be stupid.

 

In the real world, babysitting is a groovy way for young people to learn responsibility (and earn a little pocket money). In the Terrorverse, it’s a plot device used to kill teenagers.

 

The true rule, in determining to embrace, or reject any thing, is not whether it have any evil in it; but whether it have more of evil, than of good. There are few things wholly evil, or wholly good.” — Abraham Lincoln, Original Quote

 

So long as this country is cursed with slavery, so too will it be cursed with vampires.

 

Abraham,” he said. “I’m pleased to see you alive, old friend.””And I to see you dead.

 

We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others.

 

Contrary to his infallibly “honest” image, Abe wasn’t above lying so long as it served a noble purpose.

 

Men have enslaved each other since they invented gods to forgive them for doing it.

 

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.

 

What an excellent father you have, girls!’ said she, when the door was shut. ‘Such joys are scarce since the good Lord saw fit to close the gates of Hell and doom the dead to walk amongst us.

 

Most men have no purpose but to exist, Abraham; to pass quietly through history as minor characters upon a stage they cannot even see. To be the playthings of tyrants. But you…you were born to fight tyranny.

 

But if you read Jane Austen, you know that she had a wicked sense of humor. Not only was she funny, but her early writing was very dark and had a gothic tone to it.

 

 

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