If you’re gonna burn a bridge behind you, make sure you’ve crossed it first.
I wish all those who’ve found God, would tell the rest of us where he’s been hiding.
Lately the muse has been treating me like Ike treated Tina.
A little stupid is like a little forest fire. If you happen upon some stupid, please stomp it out before it spreads.
Just a thought for all you God-fearin’, gun-lovin’, Bible-thumpin’ 2nd Amendment patriots. If it turns out Heaven’s a gun-free zone, what’s plan B???
God might not be dead, but he’s sure as hell missing in action.
99% of all problems can be solved by money — and for the other 1% there’s alcohol.
A friend told me that one day he and I would be rich and famous. I told him that I’d trade my half of the fame, for his half of the money.
What’s this business about the ‘little man in the canoe?’ If it’s big enough for a canoe, it’s too big for me.
The muse is fickle; ergo, when she knocks, ANSWER! It may take a while, but trust me, she WILL knock. In the meantime, keep your ear pressed firmly to the door.
The difference between an atheist and a person of faith? One additional religion in the crazy column. You believe that all religions except yours are crazy. I believe that all religions including yours are crazy.
Tolerance is NOT acceptance. And that’s the problem with ALL religion. It teaches acceptance only for those who believe exactly as you do, and at best, tolerance for the rest of us “sinners.” Sorry. Not acceptable.
God doesn’t send atheists to Hell — there’s no room with all the Christians down there.
I believe a Christian muffler shop owner should have the same right to refuse service to a gay couple, as a gay lifeguard has to refuse service to a drowning Christian.
If Heaven actually exists, I don’t need anyone to be my real estate broker. After all, what is religion but an attempt to sell you a share in the ultimate gated community?
Always wanted a girl with a heart-shaped ass. Most of my exes have ass-shaped hearts.
If a person has no conscience, it’s called being a sociopath. If a corporation has no conscience, it’s called capitalism.
Arguing that the only problem with a free market is lack of competition, is like arguing that that the only problem with prostitution is that there aren’t enough pimps.