It’s so much easier to convince yourself you’re madly in love with someone when you know nothing about him.
You gotta take chances in this life or you’re alreadydead.
I’VE LEARNED THAT YOU CAN’T CONTROL WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK ABOUT YOU.THE BEST YOU CAN DO IN LIFE IS NOT PISS YOURSELFOFF.
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE POINT OF BEING SADWHEN I COULD CHOOSE TO BE HAPPY
Faith is accepting what makes no sense, what we cannot prove, but know down deep in our souls is real.
Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes.
Girls will get together just to get together. Guys need an activity as an excuse. Otherwise it’s too homo for them to handle.
We’re all people”, he said simply. “It doesn’t matter if you’re two, thirty-two, or ninety-two. Everyone wants to be treated with respect. Everyone wants to feel like they matter in this world.
(Parentheses speakMore than we dare say out loudWhy, oh, why is that?)
I love when I reach Marcus on the phone and as he says hello, I can hear the music he’s listening to in the background. That music is the sound of him without me. How he surrounds himself when I’m not there, which is almost all the time.
As much as I don’t care about those things, I think it’s human nature to not want to feel totally insignificant.
You can only really really hurt the ones that you really really love.
It’s not my fault that these are the problems I’ve been put on this earth to deal with, right? They’re petty, they piss me off, and they’re all mine
Then a lightning bolt shot straight through my skivvies. Sha-ZAM!
Because I’ve learned that you can’t control what other people are going to think about you. The best you can do in life is not piss yourself off.
Dear Hope, I NEVER thought Id see the day when two of your daily e-mails sandwiched a message from none other than PAUL PARLIPIANO. My crush to end all crushes! Gay man of my dreams! OOOH!
What is your definition of skank?’ I ask.’A skank fucks skeezas she barely knows.
I tried writing this book about a singer in a wedding band, but realized I only wanted to write the book so I could have an excuse to sing with a wedding band as research. That’s not a good enough reason to write a book.