It is. I’m your boyfriend now, whichmeans there’s no room for your hipster admirer. He’ll just have to lick his wounds while we lick other things.
I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who should be locked up. With him, my idiot boyfriend.
The big-ass hole, all of the wreckage and mess. I’d done that. Me,
You’ve got drama too?’ ‘Doesn’t everyone?’ ‘A side effect of breathing, I guess.
No wonder people took sex so seriously, or not seriously enough at all. Sex addled your wits and stole your body. It was like being lost and found all at once.
You’re dying to meet my needs. You can’t look away from my luscious half-naked body. The minute I opened the door you were pawing at me. It was like you were in heat or something.
The opening notes of a song began, some plucking of guitar strings. I knew the melody. It was Maroon 5’s “She Will Be Loved.” As pop songs went, it was pretty damn good, a bit of a favorite of mine.
That smile could move mountains. It could also break hearts.
Don’t make me kill you at this hour in the morning Jimmy. It’s not civilized.
Two-thirty in the morning was kind of a bitch as times went. It fell into the in-between, nowhere land. Too late to get a really good night’s sleep, but much too early to start the day.
Damn, he was good. I’d been professionally sullied without a single item of clothing removed.
I just want you to know, I will not be falling slave to your devil dick and demon tongue. No matter how good they are.
Dicks don’t have brains. It’s why men get into trouble
I’d never needed to know that my sister was a screamer. Never. That Mal was a screamer too just kind of confused me.
All of the crazy, risky, wild, dangerous, irrational things I’d been doing, like rushing through my firsts. I’d been wrong, desperate. Just waiting for the end.” – Edie
Pumpkin, stop rubbing your ass against me. We gotta go! I don’t have time to do you now. Prioritize, woman.
Oh, yeah. You’re the best,” I grinned back at him.”Pumpkin, hello. Of course I am!
Nice enough?” he asked, tendons tightening in his neck like he intended to Hulk out on me. “Did you just call my kiss ‘nice enough’?