George Bush isn’t Hitler. He could be if he applied himself.
I’m not going to die because I failed as someone else. I’m going to succeed as myself.
I want Jesus to come back and say ‘THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT'” –
Am I gay, am I straight? No, I’m just slutty. So, where’s my parade? What about slut pride.
Just because you are blind, and unable to see my beauty doesn’t mean it does not exist.
If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of love’s reach.
Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.
I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized…I’m just slutty. Where’s my parade?
I urge you all today, especially today during these times of chaos and war, to love yourself without reservations and to love each other without restraint. Unless you’re into leather.
Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.
It’s good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.
I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at the comedy club. I think about it now, and I think, ‘Well, that may be inappropriate,’ but it was great!’
Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible.
To me, marriage is really important and what we build families on. That’s why gay marriage is really important.
I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too.
I’m not a mom, but I think the word ‘mother’ is about wisdom.
Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That’s a straight up Democrat move!