Top 15 Richard Pryor Quotes



The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

 

But thoughts don’t care about truth and shit. They sit up in your mind and fuck with you whenever.

 

Who you gonna believe, bitch? Me? or your lying eyes?

 

You can’t talk about fucking in America, people say you’re dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that’s cool.

 

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.

 

When you ain’t got no money, you gotta get an attitude.

 

I was kicked out of school because of my attitude. I was not assimilating. So I went to work, taking any jobs I could get.

 

There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything – millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace.

 

It’s been a struggle for me because I had a chance to be white and refused.

 

I realized this is what God has dealt me, and I should be thankful considering all that’s happened to me in my life, but MS caused the movies to stop – stop dead – and I miss it.

 

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right.

 

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings… and lawyers.

 

The black groups that boycott certain films would do better to get the money together to make the films they want to see, or stay in church and leave us to our work.

 

I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren’t coming after me!

 

I just don’t want to die alone, that’s all. That’s not too much to ask for, is it It would be nice to have someone care about me, for who I am, not about my wallet.

 

 

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