Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I’ll send some flowers to your inner child.
Fuck you, angel. Fuck you and all God’s little prison bitches. He slips you some cigarettes and a con job smile and you run off to do his dirty work for him. Go and scare some sinners. No one’s listening to you here.
If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and see what she says.
They can talk shit about each other behind the others’ backs, but when it comes down to it, money is the one true race and everyone down here is the color of greenbacks and as tall as mountains.
If fucking up is power, I should be the Hulk by now.
If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a week into a solid gold toilet it stole from Zeus’s guest room.
Besides, do you think you would have come if I’d just popped into your tattoo shop one night around closing andsaid, ‘Hello, I’m the Prince of Darkness. Think you could help me outwith a little war next Tuesday, say, sixish?
When the world began, there were no such things as monsters. Demons were just fallen angels who, booted out of Heaven and bored with Hell, wandered the Earth sticking little girls’ pigtails in inkwells and sinking the occasional continent.
Being able to embrace contradictions is a sign of intelligence.Or insanity.
Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces.
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.
Hell didn’t make me a monster. It just confirmed all my worst fears about myself.
Don’t talk. Kill it.”That might be the sweetest thing a woman’s ever said to me on a first date.
Don’t drink too much.””When I can spell out your name in shot glasses, I’ll stop.””I’ll have to get a shorter name.””I’ll have to forget how to spell it.
Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it’s a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I got that right?