Heaven is a place where all the dogs you’ve ever loved come to greet you.
Democracy’s fatal flaw: There are more dumb people than smart people. Welcome to the new Dark Ages!
Happy Endings are an illusion. Real life is filled with brief moments of fleeting happiness, but ultimately every life is a tragedy that ends in death and grief.
A beautiful woman can have almost any man she wants. A rich man can have almost any woman he wants.
Ordinary people are products of their environment and fit in. Artists transcend their environment and stand out.
Some guys like to undermine a girl’s self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn’t hurt a horse, but enough bee stings can kill a horse.
Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible profit.
Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves.
The happiest people are not the ones with the best or the most things, but those who most appreciate what they have.
Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born.
It’s better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.
Free will? Either you follow the word of God, or you’ll be punished with eternal hellfire. That’s the same kind of “choice” an abuse boyfriend gives you: ‘Either you do exactly what I say, or I’ll beat the shit out of you.
Just because everyone CAN publish a book these days, doesn’t mean everyone SHOULD. The world doesn’t need 1000 knock-offs of 50 Shades of Grey. I’m not so sure the world even needed ONE 50 Shades of Grey.
A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.
Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves.