Charity felt rather snoozy after the long sermon, and she was really very grateful when Reverend Meeps offered her a cup of tea. Church was not so bad when the minister remembered you were only human.
You can’t run from feelings, Charity. You have to face them. Otherwise your future will look just like your past.
Charity groped for the phone, coming up with it at last and croaking “hello” in a voice that sounded exactly like a bullfrog’s mating call. Which made a kind of twisted sense — last night she’d been hunting for a mate as well.
A rainy day is like a lovely gift — you can sleep late and not feel guilty.
A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you’re the star. And you don’t miss anything by falling asleep!
I’m not lazy. I’m just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I’m good at sleeping late.
Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.
You can’t oversleep if you don’t make plans to wake up early.
The real point of watching television is to forget that you have a brain.
Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?
Some girls have a real sexy giggle, but whenever I laugh it always comes out somewhere between a bellow and a snort!
Sir Humphrey looked like a sleepy old hippo — and when he yawned in that big, big, hippopotamus way Charity couldn’t help doing likewise.
When you fall asleep after a big lunch you’re really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.
Laughter is just like champagne — only without the headache afterwards.
Charity liked brandy. She liked the way it burned her throat while soothing the ache in her heart.