Every concept of reality is all in our head, belief is what makes truth.
Do you ever feel like we are the universe’s date to a pig party? Love, The Human Race
Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?
A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it’s just more pretentious.
I hallowed out my Bible to put another, smaller Bible inside.
The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.
He’s a scientist. He’s never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself.
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. But, we all would have been aborted.
I think men think about their penises as much as women think about molestation.
The concept of virginity is a social construct. If you’re wondering if my commercial value, self-respect, and/or quality of my immortal soul has been affected by things that have gone in or out of my vagina the answer is no.
I’ve seen the first three Terminator movies in succession more times in my life than I have shaved my legs.
My author role model is Kurata Misako. I want to be rich enough to drive from room to room in my home but also down to earth enough to let squirrels live in my hair.
Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?
You keep the title of ‘president’ even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.