I’ll be famous one day, but for now I’m stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.” – Greg Heffley,
I’m not really sure what makes a book a ‘classic’ to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.
Greg starts a middle school and asks: Whyis “bullies” such a big PROBLEM? And sayspeople need to shave twice a day.
See, that’s the problem with putting too much stock in the old days. You remember all the GOOD stuff, but you forget about the time you got spanked by your best friend’s mom.
I’ve realized is that every time you get something cool for your birthday or for Christmas, within a week it’s being used against you. (We’ll be taking this away until your English grade improves)
So I’ve started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don’t need Santa seeing me in my underwear.
Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!
I think it’s important for me to keep my childhood friends so that later on someone can appreciate how far I’ve come.
You can’t expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.
Whenever you go with the cheaper option, you end up regretting it
When I started writing ‘Diary of a Wimpy Kid,’ I was trying to write the type of book you might enjoy, put back on your shelf, and rediscover a few years later. I hope that the book finds its way into the bathroom of every kid in America.
To come out and meet kids who have my books in their hands is kind of amazing.
I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.