Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so?There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Eating crappy food isn’t a reward — it’s a punishment.
Being a celebrity, you always get really good seats to sporting events, but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports.
But sports photography isn’t something you just pick up overnight. You can’t do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do.
International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men’s National Team. I can say that they’re my favorite sports team.
The Marines was a fresh start – that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.
I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I’ll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.
There’s no way I can justify my salary level, but I’m learning to live with it.
The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.
The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don’t feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don’t have energy for anything. It’s horrible.
When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.
Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.