Get your fang boner under control. Your freaking out my person
You can’t adopt people like kittens! Aiden growled. ‘I wouldn’t know; someone wouldn’t let me get a kitten’, Meryn retorted. ‘Fine, you can have a kitten, no people”Too late
I’ve been wearing my super gown because someone won’t let me go get maternity clothes because they are being a paranoid, drama bear
How do you poop? Where does it go? If you get more prestigious as you go down, aren’t you shitting on the upper classes?
Can I ride you next time? You can be my battle cat! That would be so cool!
you don’t have the luxury of whipping out your dicks and seeing who’s bigger
This first time , my Sprite friend went for help, then Aiden went all shifter Hulk version and Loki’d the feral’s ass. Whap, whap
She needs tampons. Evidently it helps with this process. We have to secure the location of where they are being sold, acquire them and then get them back to my mate posthaste.
Hello little one. Did you know you’re on private property?””Really? I had no idea.” Meryn fudged. He raised an eyebrow. “The ten foot fence right behind you didn’t give it away?
Oh God, is this like Silence of the Lambs?” Tears flowed down her face. “I don’t want to go down the hole! I won’t put lotion on the skin! Look at me, you won’t be able to wear my skin, I won’t cover your huge ass!” She wailed.
He’s a he. I mean he’s a guy. He’s your mate. Oh my God you’re gay!” Aleks exclaimed. Liam slapped himself on the forehead.
Why is it that the Alpha females are crazy?”Meryn shrugged. “She made sense to me.”Colton turned to Meryn. “You also set Aiden’s car on fire when he ignored you.”Amelia looked at Meryn. “Sounds reasonable.”Meryn grinned. “I know, right?
Shoot faceless, white blobs. Roger that Menace, Gamma Kitten One over and out.