Top 12 Jonas Jonasson Quotes



Things are what they are, and whatever will be, will be.

 

Well, now you can see how sensible it is not to start your day by guessing what might happen… After all, how long would I have had to go on guessing before I guessed this?

 

Life, here I come!’ he said. And was immediately and fatally run over by a bus.

 

His experience was that Justice was rarely as just as it ought to be. The others agreed.

 

He told himself that he could die some other time, in some other place.

 

The hundred-year-old man had never let himself be irritated by people, even when there was a good reason to be, and he was not annoyed by the uncouth manner of this youth.

 

Her heart broke. Because of sorrow. Because of guilt. Because of repressed dreams, visions and fantasies. Because almost nothing in her life had gone as she’d hoped.

 

Allan Emmanuelle Karlsson closed his eyes and felt perfectly convinced that he would now pass away for ever. It had been exciting, the entire journey, but nothing lasts for ever, except possibly general stupidity.

 

Is my life, by any chance, about to take a new turn?

 

If you don’t think you have enough problems, you should acquire a mammal in Sweden just hours before you’re about to fly home to the other side of the world, and then insist that the animal must come along in your luggage.

 

Revenge is like politics, one thing always leads to another until bad has become worse, and worse has become worst.

 

Go and nose out the next piece of shit… as one said in the trade. If nothing else was available, you could run an article on the latest miracle diet. That always worked.

 

 

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