Managing is getting paid for home runs someone else hits.
Going to bed with a woman never hurt a ball player. It’s staying up all night looking for them that does you in.
I want you all to line up in alphabetical order according to your size.
You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
Never make predictions, especially about the future.