Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother’s keeper or his keeper’s brother.
Canada’s climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.
Housework is what woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won’t stand up either.
Hope is tomorrow’s veneer over today’s disappointment.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it.