He looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say “when.”
Why don’t you get a haircut you look like a chrysanthemum.
The butler entered the room a solemn procession of one.
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
To find a man’s true character, play golf with him.
Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
Why don’t you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.