Her wedding ring, her gentle brush-offs, and her outright rejection had been minor obstacles compared to the big no of another man kissing her cheek.
She felt it snap into her head like a slide loading into a projector.
Trust me, sweetheart, there is a reason centuries of fathers have fought brutal wars to protect the concept of Immaculate Conception.
I’ve always preferred crazy to stupid. Stupid can break your heart.
Reading is not just an escape. It is access to a better way of life.
I love puns. I’ve been known to turn the car around just to take advantage of a good pun situation. It really is the highest form of humor.
My typical morning involves some time on the treadmill, but obviously I skip that a lot. Mostly, I wake up, check my email, then get to work on the various interviews and questions and phone calls that come with being an author.
I think some people are good at being alone, and some people aren’t, and as a child, I really liked it.
My dad believed in scaring us as we were growing up. Scaring the boys who wanted to date us more.
I busted my chin open trying to be Evel Knievel on my bike. When it happened, you could see straight through to the bone, I thought my dad was going to pass out. It left a scar that I still have now.