How come a boy can be so stupid, but a Daddy, who actually used to be a BOY himself, can be so wonderful?
I swear to God, I think my panties just melted off my body. How can Crush just talking sex make me hot?
I glance down, and my eyes get big.”What?” He glances down, realizes why my eyes are big, and shrugs his shoulders. “It’s morning.””It’s cute. Can I keep it?
Ooooohh, I heard you had an STD, but I thought it was just a rumor. Does it really burn?” – Moose in reference to Jadyn’s “burning bush” –
After a kiss like that, he should know I’m the one. He should be down on his knees begging me to marry him and have his little Hottie babies.
Come on Princess,” he sighs, as he scoops me up off the sand and carries me to my room. “I’m not going to be able to sleep, unless I know you’re safe.
Matt is grinning at me like I’m the new Christmas toy he really wanted, but can’t play with yet because he hasn’t read the instructions.
Maybe I’ll just give up on boys. Okay, maybe not. I mean they’re just so cute!
Damn Disney & all their happily-after-ever, unrealistic bullshit stories
Women dress for women, if we dressed for me, we’d all be running around naked.