When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.
Busy’ is another word for ‘asshole’. ‘Asshole’ is another word for the guy you’re dating.
The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.
..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he’s just not that into you.
He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.
First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you’re married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don’t need a girlfriend
We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not theone.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.
Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.
I’ve learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.
I’ve never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.