The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not
Poor people have been voting for big government liberalism for 50 years… and they are still poor.
These are my new shoes. They’re good shoes. They won’t make you rich like me, they won’t make you rebound like me, they definitely won’t make you handsome like me. They’ll only make you have shoes like me. That’s it.
You know it’s going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.
If I weren’t earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
One thing about being famous is the people around you, you pay all their bills so they very rarely disagree with you because they want you to pick up the check.
My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, ‘Hey, I’m rich’.
This place? Nothing positive. OK, I want to say something positive. It’s positively a dump.
Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny.
Somebody hits me, I’m going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn’t eaten in a while.