Fans don’t boo nobodies.
God made me fast. And when I run, I feel His pleasure.
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people’s accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man’s failures.
One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than a hundred teaching it.
I’ll let the racket do the talking.
Don’t look back. Something might be gaining on you.
You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.
Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.
I am building a fire, and everyday I train, I add more fuel. At just the right moment, I light the match.
A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.
Nobody roots for Goliath.
Life is about timing.
Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
These are my new shoes. They’re good shoes. They won’t make you rich like me, they won’t make you rebound like me, they definitely won’t make you handsome like me. They’ll only make you have shoes like me. That’s it.
Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you a loser.
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers.
I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.
