Why are women… so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
Where there is so much racket, there must be something out of kilter. I think that ‘twixt the Negroes of the South and the women at the North, all talking about rights, the white men will be in a fix pretty soon.
I’ve only done four or five episodes of ‘Two and a Half Men,’ and its amazing how many people recognize me for that more than anything else in my career.
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers.
Women take so long to get ready, but when they get out of the bathroom, they look smokin’ hot. That’s the struggle of men throughout history, waiting by the door. The wait is so worth it. Always.
All men profess honesty as long as they can. To believe all men honest would be folly. To believe none so is something worse.
I am not bisexual. I am not gay. I have never had sex with men.
Yes, we become stronger when men and women, young and old, gay and straight, native-born and immigrant fight together to create the kind of country we all know we can become.
Conservation is a state of harmony between men and land.
To a smart girl men are no problem – they’re the answer.
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
The world is divided into men who have wit and no religion and men who have religion and no wit.
I gave my beauty and my youth to men. I am going to give my wisdom and experience to animals.
Men are mortal. So are ideas. An idea needs propagation as much as a plant needs watering. Otherwise both will wither and die.
What I’ve never understood is why some women use plastic surgery to make themselves more attractive to men. The most beautiful woman is someone who’s happy and is always smiling.
Men must be taught as if you taught them not, and things unknown proposed as things forgot.
You can’t keep changing men, so you settle for changing your lipstick.
If it’s natural to kill, how come men have to go into training to learn how?
Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased by tales, so is the other.
For gold is tried in the fire and acceptable men in the furnace of adversity.
Heaven and hell suppose two distinct species of men, the good and the bad. But the greatest part of mankind float betwixt vice and virtue.
Hope cannot be said to exist, nor can it be said not to exist. It is just like roads across the earth. For actually the earth had no roads to begin with, but when many men pass one way, a road is made.
Ruin is the destination toward which all men rush, each pursuing his own best interest in a society that believes in the freedom of the commons.
Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
