A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.
As men get older, the toys get more expensive.
I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that.
A man growing old becomes a child again.
A grownup is a child with layers on.
If you haven’t turned rebel by twenty you’ve got no heart; if you haven’t turned establishment by thirty you’ve got no brains!
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned.
You don’t stop laughing because you grow older. You grow older because you stop laughing.
Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.
Be on the alert to recognize your prime at whatever time of your life it may occur.
In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the past, we have arrived.
Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.
It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend.
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you’re aboard, there’s nothing you can do.
Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.
Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
Old age is a shipwreck.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
